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aconnormanning:

maneth985:

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dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

This post was good but then it got better

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1 week ago © dajo42   293210

doublemeatwithguac:

luisgpiercing:

huffingtonpost:

Seeing Eye Cat Adopts Blind Dog As Best Friend, Guides Him Everywhere

This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak.

Watch this unlikely duo’s incredible friendship grow and learn more about both Tervel and Pudditat here.

Sooo sweet

I’m not crying you’re crying shut up

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1 week ago © huffingtonpost   157341
dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
(movie starts)
dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
me: don't you do it
dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
(five minutes later)
dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
me: how do you know?
dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
me: birds?
dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
me: what
dad:
dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
me: ew dad gross no
dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
me: we all do dad
dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
me: dad good god
dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
me: mmm-hm
dad: called it
dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes

crazyintheeast:

fyesemmaandhook:

4.03 Rocky Road Promo

Holy shit! Elizabeth Mitchell. I am so stoked about this!

(Source: um-mmma, via nisheenoya)

2 weeks ago © um-mmma   1517

oozingsurprise:

Free! Eternal Summer ✰ Rin Hotsuoka Matsuoka

yuukaa:

saphinia:

Genderbent Haikyuu cosplay group, inspired by Viria's fanart here

Asahi Azumane - Percy Saphinia Cosplay

Nishinoya Yuu - Adel Thava

Sugawara Koushi - Monica Ip

Daichi Sawamura - Samantha Obouhoff

Kageyama Tobio - Rose Worthington

These girls were the absolute best and I am forever indebted to them agreeing to be in this group. I love them all so much!!  Asanoya and Daisuga photos also happened <3 

You guys are so cute gah <3 <3 

Awwwww thankyou hun <3 

matduka:

aiichiroun:

y’all can have the dirtiest headcanons for characters of this show but they’re all fictional while only ONE THING IS CANON

let us never forget the time rin cleaned ai’s desk and found his porn

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baby duckling’s outran y’all

Fun fact, the pink porn books in japan are for women. This is a gay porn magazine.

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Song: Unknown"NO WATER NO WATER!!!"
Artist: UnknownIwatobi Swim Team
Album: Unknown
Played: 34851 times

aitaikimochi:

A HILARIOUS excerpt from the Iwatobi-Samezuka Joint Practice Drama CD that came with the Volume 1 DVD released today (credit goes to fencer-x for the audio rip ^^)

First, some context: the Iwatobi gang was testing out a camera recording and the video playback got messed up for some reason and reigisa shenanigans happen LOL

Rei: Ahhhhh!!!
Haruka: Rei, what’s wrong?
Rei: When I try to playback the recording, the video camera is…!!!
[pushes play] [incoherent fuzzy noise]
Rei: UGHHH it just won’t go back to normal!
Makoto: Let me see!
[pushes play]
Rei’s Voice: NO….WATER!!!!!!
Makoto: It’s no good…seems like it’s completely broken…
Nagisa: Hey, let me check it out too~
[pushes play]
Rei’s voice: NO….WATERRRR!!!! NO WATER!!!!!! 
[Nagisa continues to play Rei’s same line over and over]
Rei’s Voice: NO NO NO WATER WATERRRRR!!! NO WATER!!!!!
[Haru freaks out]
Rei’s Voice (continued): NO WATER NO WATER NOOOOOO WATERRRRR!!!!!!
Makoto: No…water! 
[Nagisa continues to play Rei’s voice over and over again]
Makoto: This line is putting Haru through a lot of pain! Stop it, Nagisa!
Nagisa: Ehhh?? Oh…uh…then….uhhhhHH UHHHH….
[pushes play again]
Rei’s Voice: WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER
Nagisa: Just…a little bit more…
[pushes play again]
Rei’s Voice: WATER WATERRRRR
Nagisa: Oh yeah, just like this…
[pushes play]
Rei’s Voice (in seductive slow motion): Water…….waaaatttteeerrrrrr……
[Haruka freaks out again]
Makoto: Hey wait…Haru~!!!
Nagisa: Hehe, how about a little bit more…
Rei: PLEASE STOP PLAYING AROUND!

NAGISA YOU LITTLE SHIT WANTING TO LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S VOICE OVER AND OVER AND TORMENTING HARU LOL AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW NAGISA’S LINES MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE HE’S DOING THE DO WHILE LISTENING TO REI’S VOICE LOL!?

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